“I’m not exactly sure how much of a help I can be. I don’t
exactly know a lot of people, but I can try, I suppose. What
do you know about him?”

“I’m sure you know him…
6'2”, white hair… Arrogant
beyond words. Vergil?“

“I do wonder if all these people
begging me not to sin are aware
that I am of s i n… It is default.”
Sparda finds a grin touching his
features, sharp pointed teeth
visible through petals.
“I’ve been sinning since the
beginning of time.”
Petowner: *hears noise*
Petowner: *shouts animals name*
Petowner: *realizes pet is innocently sitting beside them*
Pet: ???!!
Petowner: omg
Petowner: no
Petowner: im sorry!!!
Petowner: It’s okay!! no dont get up you’re not in trouble!!
Petowner: …I have defiled the trust between us
pros of sharp cool teeth: tear through the MEAT
cons of sharp cool teeth: LIPS ARE MEAT

Sparda gives a hiss and
a small shake of himself
to be rid of the sting of
the water. Tail flicks
behind him, slightly
agitated.
“Simply stop looking,
then…”